Change one of the words in an anime title to “ass”

sebastianmichaylis:

dwemer-inquiries:

hammertheshark:

protocol00:

nyapanzer:

3ffrey:

compiledchihiro:

iwstw:

officialplagueknight:

aphameripan:

beepony:

hinata-froyo:

coalgirls:

thisshitfunny:

wontongod:

Ghost in the ass

Cowboy Ass 

Ass

Love ass!

space ass

hetalia: ass powers

ASS EATER

Is This a Ass?

Kill la Ass

Tokyo Ass

Black Ass Shooter

A certain magical ass…

Fullmetal ASS

Hetalia: A Beautiful Ass

Ouran High School Ass Club

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leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

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pomfette:

sarrzuu:

officialbeyonceknowles:

Stop over jealous and insecure boys 2014 

what the hell is hw even code for 

hand wjobs 

pomfette:

sarrzuu:

officialbeyonceknowles:

Stop over jealous and insecure boys 2014 

what the hell is hw even code for 

hand wjobs 

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methhomework:

6yr:

bish whet?

i need to step my game up

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lameborghini:

beyoncyay:

lameborghini:

does anyone else subconsciously give letters and numbers a gender like 4 is such a feminine number while 9 is definitely masculine am i right and then m is a girl of course while j is a boy you get me

you might have ordinal linguistic personification

mmm sounds like a fancy linguini pasta

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shuckl:

unclefather:

infinitecringe:

beemill:



via lstarlet

My bees wouldn’t stay out of my dog’s watering bowl and not only were they annoying her but they were drowning in large numbers.
At first I tried using a bird bath and changed the water twice a week for my bees, but never saw them using it. I think it was too close to the hive (they like their water source to be a bit farther away from the hive) and the birds were always in it.
So then I turned a medium sized pot into a water garden with plants and a piece of wood for them to land on. The bees are loving it! Every time I have gone to check on it there are 20+ of them drinking. Since I have set up the garden I have not found a bee in the dog bowl.
As for preventing mosquitoes, I plan on ordering a few tadpoles or feeder fish.
Edit for pictures. http://imgur.com/a/jDKVi




SO CUTE

"my" bees? who the fuck owns bees as a pet

beekeepers

shuckl:

unclefather:

infinitecringe:

beemill:

via lstarlet

My bees wouldn’t stay out of my dog’s watering bowl and not only were they annoying her but they were drowning in large numbers.

At first I tried using a bird bath and changed the water twice a week for my bees, but never saw them using it. I think it was too close to the hive (they like their water source to be a bit farther away from the hive) and the birds were always in it.

So then I turned a medium sized pot into a water garden with plants and a piece of wood for them to land on. The bees are loving it! Every time I have gone to check on it there are 20+ of them drinking. Since I have set up the garden I have not found a bee in the dog bowl.

As for preventing mosquitoes, I plan on ordering a few tadpoles or feeder fish.

SO CUTE

"my" bees? who the fuck owns bees as a pet

beekeepers

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braydaaan:

n-eam:

braydaaan:

"go suck a dick" is the dumbest line of negativity because I see nothing negative about sucking a dick

You’re clearly a guy

I’m clearly gay

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coffeeandcastiel:

austriea:

man you know what I want? a superhero series where they have powers that 100% contradict their personalities. a fishermans daughter who lives by the sea, swims every day, learns that she can control fire. a boy who’s mortified of heights but realizes he can use antigravity and hates it. someone who was bitten by a dog as a child, suffers extreme fear around animals, can now communicate with them. they’re all disgusted by their powers.

write a book

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if countries were students

  • Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
  • America: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
  • Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
  • England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen
  • New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
  • The Netherlands: That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores
  • France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
  • China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
  • Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed

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lovequotesrus:

doritosmakeherdance:

"Does she get drunk and ruin family parties?"

Everything you love is here

(Source: adayinthelifeofjake)

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toastoat:

PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME

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911official:

my neighbors parked their car in front of mine I think they are sending a message

911official:

my neighbors parked their car in front of mine I think they are sending a message

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