demonshower:

demonshower:

Nothing is quite as relaxing as a good game of Skyrim

My horse is on fire

(Source: trickygod)

49,940 notes

otomuragakuya:

a sentence
will always look
like poetry

if you
hit enter
a lot

(Source: otomoved)

355,878 notes

meladoodle:

i said brb to a guy on facebook 4 years ago and just now he replied ‘u back yet?’

(Source: meladoodle)

388,051 notes

primalooze:

a piece of advice from somebody who’s been through this a few times already: if somebody gives you a bad vibe trust your gut

61,800 notes

ocheano:

parents : you can’t have any problems you are just a teenager

(Source: ocheano)

177,859 notes

verticulars:

I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.

185,073 notes

haveyoubeentobahia:

gigifarnham:

haveyoubeentobahia:

disneydriven:

let-it-golaf:

imageITS.. ..ITS FROM HIS HAT!! ITS THE SKULL FROM HIS HAT.

HOW DIDN’T I NOTICE THIS BEFORE OH MY GOD THIS MOVIE IS AMAZING.

oh shit lol

this is the second time tumblr has pointed out something I hadn’t known from this sequence before

What was the first thing?

image

Notice how the wallpaper patterns change to skulls wherever his shadow hits. 

(Source: bootymax)

63,440 notes

bussykiller:

getting home and being able to take off your pants more like

image

197,571 notes

booglemoth:

vissible-cracks:

zachsgay:

i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now

0x12=0

image

940,703 notes

vethox:

i’m fluent in talking shit

8,112 notes

hocotate-civ:

"People your age shouldn’t be playing video games"

"People your age shouldn’t be buying toys"

"People your age shouldn’t be…"

image

131,339 notes

no-wifi:

tumblr is running out of urls and now it’s hit the point where they look like our hotmail addresses from when we were 8

161,693 notes